Little Free Library movement getting out of control!

 

Ladies and gentlemen, there’s no more denying it: The Little Free Library movement and its pro-reading-agenda proponents are hellbent on hijacking northeast Johnson County and seeping it in a bookishness that could bleed into every facet of our lives.

As evidence, I present to you the third — THIRD! — Little Free Library to spring up in northeast Johnson County since late summer:

At first, I figured these guys were mostly harmless. But at this point it’s clear they won’t be satisfied until every house in America has a small, free lending library staked in its yard. This one, for instance, is on Nall Avenue just north of 67th Street. Think of all the cars that pass through the Nall corridor every day! That’s prime real estate to help these wardens of wordsmithery raise the visibility of their cause!