Big evidence break in TPing case

After an exerting bit of shoe-leather reporting, we can positively confirm that the rabblerousers who TPed homes throughout the area last night used a single-ply, sandpapery product put out by Scott. Each roll contains 1,000 sheets, according to the packaging. It’s almost impossible to say at this point just how many of those sheets are now dangling from local tree limbs. But suffice it to say: it’s a lot.

Hey, whoever did this: These are homes in Mission Hills. They at least deserve two-ply.